i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”
oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene
They say when you can feel that you are doing something or you’re somewhere you want to be, you will get it and it will happen.
I can totally feel that I’m somewhere I want to be doing something I want to be doing even though my situation is the exact opposite.
I’m staying positive because I know I will get what I want and be exactly where I want to be.
I feel and believe that the universe is working in my favor.
This mentality is a good state to be in.
I’ll continue this until I get what I want.
My brother and I were watching supernatural when I turned to him and was like, you kinda look like Timmy.
DUDE! I thought that WAS him until I read the comment.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SURE HE DIDN’T SECRETLY GO TO A SUPERNATURAL SET
does mcdonalds have black friday sales
the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
Accept my quirks, my bad habits, my insecurities and watch me fall in love with you.
I can never not reblog this.