there is a lot here to take in
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14
He was a Tim Burton character before Tim Burton started making movies
So our maid left all the dirty clothes soaking outside in the laundry area since Sunday and she spent the entire day fucking sleeping. So now I have no clean underwear, and I will just basically do everything in the nude today. Thank you, incompetent maid.
Update: She broke two big bowls and the coffee maker while mopping the floor. How she did that, I don’t fucking know, man.
I was somebody before I came in here. I was somebody with a life that I chose for myself and now, now it’s just about getting through the day without crying. And I’m scared. I’m still scared. I’m scared that I’m not myself in here and I’m scared that I am. Other people aren’t the scariest part of prison, it’s coming face-to-face with who you really are. Because once you’re behind these walls there’s nowhere to run. The truth catches up with you in here and it’s the truth that’s going to make you her bitch.
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number
they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor
you have real people who like you
They’re poisoning them early
Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now
pick up lines: I’d like to own a dog w you one day
That would fucking work.