i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high.
I was wondering when I’d see gifs of this. It’s my favorite interview ever!
Nathan Fillion on Conan (x)
i saw hell with my own eyes
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”