*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room
sorry you’re too heavy to pick up
Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point
"I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care."
- Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)
i think this is my fav
i think this is also my 4th time reblogging it
best post ever
reblog every time
i used this quote in my english essay and got bonus points holla @ me
Not feeling well again.
What’s worse is that I have to force myself not to feel this way because its been happening more often. I don’t want to bother anyone with it.
I might be annoying them too much.
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
"We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s."
A Man Found a “dragon” on his backyard
The Chinese weibo and weixin are circulating the images of the “dragon”, it is yet unknown if the dragon is real, or if it’s not whatever animal this is
The man that found it, says that he heard weird bird noises in his yard when it was raining, he thought a bird might be hurt, but the man was surprised, when he saw ” a dragon” when he arrived at the scene
It is not known whether the animal is a real dragon or a strangely mutated animal, but the fact remains that the animal was hurt, it is still alive, and a man that posted his pictures on his social media is asking people if they think it is indeed a dragon, and even if its not how to treat him, we all hope that that “animal” will recover soon.
is that the thing from never ending story
I swear to God I hope that’s a real dragon.
I’m sorry guys, but you can see the freakin’ stitches on that thing.
being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM
I’m pretty sure I reblog this already but this need to be reblog again